what
does a woman want?
by
lavinia plonka
Back in
the days when chivalry did not mean repression, King Arthur and his
knights were out hunting. Just as he was about to snag a deer, a challenger
appeared, full of righteous indignation, demanding battle. Arthur, who
had gone out without his armor (where was his mother when he left?)
begged off, saying it was unfair to be challenged when he wasnt
prepared. A deal was struckif Arthur could answer a question within
a year, the knight would let him go. If not, the knight could chop off
his head. Arthur, thinking this is a piece of cake, said "Sure."
The question was What does a woman want?
Needless
to say, everyone had a different answer: nice clothes, kind words, wealth
and security. They were all the wrong answers. Arthurs knights
traveled far and wide trying to find an answer. As the year was drawing
to a close, a desperate Arthur encountered a horrendously ugly, mean
old hag who said her name was Dame Ragnelle. I know the answer,
she cackled, but if you want it, one of your knights has to agree
to marry me. Arthur was horrified, but Gawain, his loyal friend,
offered to make the sacrifice. What does a woman want? she
said, A woman wants sovereignty she wants the right to
choose!
When
Arthur told the knight, he railed, Youve been talking to
my sister! and skulked away. Gawain married the hag. That night
he went reluctantly to their bed. He couldnt even look at Dame
Ragnelle. When she entreated him to turn, he was shocked to see the
most beautiful woman on earth. She said, You can have me like
this half the time. Would you prefer me beautiful in the daytime, so
your friends can see me? Or would you prefer me like this at night,
for your eyes only? Gawain was tortured, and finally said, Lady,
its up to you. Poof, the spell was broken, and henceforth
she was beautiful all the time because he had acknowledged her
right to choose. That troublesome knight, Dame Ragnelles brother....had
known of course, that it would take an honorable man to free his sister
of this curse.
Since
the story of Eve, a womans right to choose has been punished and
compromised. It wasnt until the last century that women remembered
this most vital quality. From choosing to have a room of ones
own to having the right to vote, from choosing a career to having
sovereignty over her own body, the last hundred years have been a flowering
of a womans true power. If we want to keep that power, we must
exercise it. If Dame Ragnelle had not taken matters into her own hands,
Arthur would have been dead, and she would still be enchanted. She seized
her opportunity to make it known what women want, and Gawain listened.
If we dont seize our moment right now, we will all become imprisoned
in a world we did not create. It will not be a pretty sight. In order
to have beauty 24/7 a woman must remember her right to choose. So get
out and vote dont give up your sovereignty.